1-My Teachers were not Co-operative
Mostly the failure students make this lame excuse that "My Teachers were not co-operative" that's why we failed in passing the exams. When students have to face the strict attitude of parents and insulting remarks of their brothers and sisters, then they are forced to give all the credit of their failure to their teachers. They blame their teachers without hesitation that there is some fault in their teaching not in our learning.
2-Due to My Short Memory I Can't Learn Anything
When the parents are continuously in contact with teachers and they are fully aware of the good results of these teacher's classes then parents completely reject the first excuse of their children. So students have to make another excuse that I have failed "due to my short memory I can't learn anything". By making this excuse, they want to show their parents that they are hardworking, but they are facing severe memory problem.
3-I Missed the Classes Due to Some Problems
Another very famous lame excuse by students is that "I missed the classes due to some problems". When their friends, fellows and relatives ask them the secret of their failure, they confidently tell them they have to miss many important classes due to mother's illness, father's transfer or any other problem. But they never tell you the exact reasons of their missing classes and not they will tell you their teachers have repeated almost three times the complete course.
4-I Remained ill During my Exams
Some students who cannot make the above mentioned three excuses they make another interesting excuse that "I remained ill during my exams". This excuse is mostly made by those students who are perfect crammers, these students usually show good results in class but failed in exams. So, they tell other fellows and friends that they have faced many difficulties in exam days due to fever or another type of illness but the reason is that they can't cram the complete course.
5-Syllabus was too Long
Mostly the failure students are seemed to make this lame excuse that "syllabus was too long". When the parents are hyper on the failure or very poor grades, then the failure students have to blame their syllabus. Because the best way for preventing yourselves from any kind of insulting behavior of the parents is that you should blame someone else. The students who make this blame usually do not know even the total chapters of their books.
6- Papers were Out of Course
The failure students make excuse very often such as "papers were out of course". This excuse is made by those stupid questions who never read out their complete course throughout their school days. They basically make their course themselves of their own choice which consists of hardly 1/3 of the complete course. But when they see question paper they completely forget their own fault and abuse the paper-makers for giving the questions out of these student's favorite chapters.
7-I Did not Get the Result that I Deserve
Generally, all the students but especially the failure students are experts in one and only thing and that is blaming others. So, we can see most of the students are seemed to blame the examiners that these are responsible for their failure. These students claim that they had done their papers very well but "I did not get the result that I deserve". They show their parents that they work hard, but examiners did not score their papers correctly.
It is really an irritating excuse by students that "I could not get any authentic guess". In the fact their excuse itself shows their carelessness and laziness, because a hardworking student can never believe a guess paper, he cannot take any risk on their studies. But the failure students who waste the whole year in useless activities believe in guess papers blindly and that's why they cannot pass their exams and fail badly.
8-I Could not Get any Authentic Guess
It is really an irritating excuse by students that "I could not get any authentic guess". In the fact their excuse itself shows their carelessness and laziness, because a hardworking student can never believe a guess paper, he cannot take any risk on their studies. But the failure students who waste the whole year in useless activities believe in guess papers blindly and that's why they cannot pass their exams and fail badly.
9-Due to Some Family event I Could not do Well in my Exams
Another most common excuse by the failure students is that "due to some family event I could not do well in my exams". These failure students do not take any interest in their studies and waste all their preparation period by missing classes and tests. But when the exams start they become very serious in their studies, if during this time some family event is conducted, then it becomes the solid excuse for them and they confidently blame that event for their failure.
The most stupid and funny excuse which is given by the failure students is that "All my important notes were lost that's why I could not do well in exams". When the failure students are completely failed in making any solid excuse to satisfy their parents and to save themselves from the humiliation and disgrace, they make this cheap excuse that their most important notes which they have made with very dedication were lost near the exams that is why they failed.
10-All my Important Notes Were Lost that's Why I Could not do Well in Exams
The most stupid and funny excuse which is given by the failure students is that "All my important notes were lost that's why I could not do well in exams". When the failure students are completely failed in making any solid excuse to satisfy their parents and to save themselves from the humiliation and disgrace, they make this cheap excuse that their most important notes which they have made with very dedication were lost near the exams that is why they failed.
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